The United States of Imperiuse is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Der Preßidös with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.474 billion Impöhns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Servisö. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Impösn economy, worth 179 trillion Gold Löhns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,911 Gold Löhns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Der Preßidös is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, war is made in the name of love, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperiuse's national animal is the Silver Feathered Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aspideus.

Imperiuse is ranked 283,374^th in the world and 6,261^st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 49 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.