The United States of Imperiuse is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Der Preßidös with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.51 billion Impöhns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Servisö. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Impösn economy, worth 183 trillion Gold Löhns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,748 Gold Löhns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Impösn restaurants, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperiuse's national animal is the Silver Feathered Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aspideus.

Imperiuse is ranked 21,074^th in the world and 723^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,832.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.