Population | 283 million |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | bear |
The Most Serene Republic of Zamolodchikova is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 283 million Zamolodchikovians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Zamolodchikovian economy, worth 18.8 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,549 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zamolodchikova's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Zamolodchikova is ranked 50,229th in the world and 1,596th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zamolodchikova was endorsed by The World of Simone Republic.
- : Following new legislation in Zamolodchikova, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
- : Zamolodchikova was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Zamolodchikova endorsed The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Zamolodchikova was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Following new legislation in Zamolodchikova, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
- : Following new legislation in Zamolodchikova, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Zamolodchikova's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Zamolodchikova, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
- : Following new legislation in Zamolodchikova, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 87 » Fragrancia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Germanic Cat, Neptunian Military Administration, New Cordyceps, Alogiada, Northumberlandia, New Atlantico, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Aerilia, Pribaltic Union, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Varisland, Kabarovsk, Great Bights Mum, Zandos, Kainin, Petronellania, Arostica, PlanetMercury, Corfad, Shibutani, Castle In Confidence, Arucaria, Russila, United Kahndaq, Republiqueducroissant, Balto, Halsoni, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Laurendon, Laforeia, Zerentopia, Nouvel Empire, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Armonker, Ereena, South Parter, Notyoutopia, Dreadton, Bedsonya, Deliber, Chipoli, Auvangad Eng, Ethnon, Pallaith, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, and 37 others.Texaska, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, Zelenaya Dolina, Nechavia, Lionsroar, CyberEgypt, Esperonia, Bodhisva, Darkanistan, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Kwaj, ZleekyGgh, Marlducro, The New Oceanic States, Aoncarpa, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Eurocom, Francois Isidore, Siwale, Ubeland, Eralan, Loutsland, Jenha, Altivia, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Ishtimbine, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Kranostav, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, and Simone Republic.