The Rogue Nation of Ammehoela is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Onzin with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.052 billion Ammehoelans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potverdikkie. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ammehoelan economy, worth 491 trillion Flying Dutchmen a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,289 Flying Dutchmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, foreign livestock are offered asylum, and diminutive Ammehoelan generals are feared for their aggressiveness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ammehoela's national animal is the Earth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Belachelijkheid.

Ammehoela is ranked 12,700^th in the world and 276^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.07 law-abiding acts per hour.