The Old Lands of Dutch-Gaming-Commune is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Josh of District with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.906 billion Dutch-Gaming-Communeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-el-ro. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch-Gaming-Communean economy, worth a remarkable 2,106 trillion Kasars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,904 Kasars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cops in Port-el-ro spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, bike rage is all the rage, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutch-Gaming-Commune's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of The Broken God.

Dutch-Gaming-Commune is ranked 253,851^st in the world and 4,918^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 1.04 average smiles per day.