Population | 4.947 billion |
Capital | Sordantirturin |
Leader | Chieftain Tunsor Pinochatlin |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Sor |
Animal | horse |
The Commonwealth of Sordandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chieftain Tunsor Pinochatlin with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.947 billion Sordandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sordantirturin. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sordandian economy, worth 724 trillion Sors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,505 Sors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, rumour has it Chieftain Tunsor Pinochatlin needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, Chieftain Tunsor Pinochatlin's reputation is hard as nails, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sordandia's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Sordandia is ranked 9,692nd in the world and 215th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.85 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sordandia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Sordandia was endorsed by The Queendom of Marre.
- : Sordandia was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Sordandia was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Gwandalis.
- : Sordandia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Sordandia was endorsed by The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : Sordandia was endorsed by The United States of Poguelands.
- : Sordandia was endorsed by The Dominion of Albend.
- : Sordandia was endorsed by The Federation of North Harave.
- : Sordandia was endorsed by The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 93 » Amerion, Aidenfieeld, Ever Testing, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Land Without Shrimp, Goldnation, America Gone Wrong, Curlyhoward, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Eleuthelrium, Ebonhand, Nowa Europa, Arscanesia, Sumina, Drystar, Zaelith, Valles Stellarum, Altnavia, Dhemixia, Wehraboos, Tanyaland, Belschaft, PenguinPies, Asarana, Blipp, Farengeto, Sporaltryus, Great Lothian, Teasonda, Phyakaran, Hazahmkong, Hacrela, Democates, Khnomania, Tioloman, Greater Pardonia, Aquila Audax, Ammehoela, Doundaly, Abarri, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, The Amazons Daughters, Unielvan Millorvium, Emagination, Volaworand, Hadrex, Los Lonley Boys, The Worst army of, Lilli Lands, Swiss Cheese Wheel, and 43 others.Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, East Endia, Chernaya Zvezda, Tsunamy, Differences-In-Differences, Luxemstein, Alvira, Detroxia, Purestan, Rebel-topia, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Springwalla, The Weirdo, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Farelonia, Lupusterra, Pepperton, Nakayo, Tepertopia, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Great Scapula, 7 Trees, North Harave, Albend, Poguelands, Megistos, Gwandalis, Meglomania, Marre, and SharttingToepia.