The Republic of Anampintopia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 277 million Anampintopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The strong Anampintopian economy, worth 15.2 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,961 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, fruit pickers with degrees in possum psychology are a common sight, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anampintopia's national animal is the possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anampintopia is ranked 34,956^th in the world and 1,173^rd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 18.34 average smiles per day.