The Military Administration of Assault Rifle is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by president greg with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.058 billion anti-communists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth 767 trillion National Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,125 National Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

It takes a village to catch a criminal, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the new Democratic-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, and artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Assault Rifle's national animal is the Schlange, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is اذهب إلى السجن.

Assault Rifle is ranked 11,213^th in the world and 492^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.98 law-abiding acts per hour.