The Federal Republic of Czech States is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 111 million Czech Statesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.

The strong Czech Statesian economy, worth 6.74 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,752 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business, Czech Statesians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices. Crime is totally unknown. Czech States's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czech States is ranked 69,912^th in the world and 2,165^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.