Population | 627 million |
Capital | VoxTek Enterprises |
Currency | Whiskey Bottle |
Animal | Anti-Monarchist |
The Unironic Monarchist of Depressive-State is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 627 million Depressive-Stateans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VoxTek Enterprises. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.5%.
The thriving Depressive-Statean economy, worth 58.1 trillion Whiskey Bottles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,655 Whiskey Bottles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 447,017 per year while the poor average 11,165, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.
Loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, getting a haircut is a punishable offence, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depressive-State's national animal is the Anti-Monarchist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Depressive-State is ranked 155,276th in the world and 3,848th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,458.08 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, getting a haircut is a punishable offence.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
- : Depressive-State was endorsed by The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of The Tony Paporordia.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, many believe that the only good Anti-Monarchist is a dead Anti-Monarchist.
- : Depressive-State was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Most Avoided, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 100 » Negarden, Shibutani, Corfad, Neptunian Military Administration, Chipoli, Jeltronian WA Mission, Aerilia, New Atlantico, Petronellania, Notyoutopia, Pinky Queen, Varisland, Alogiada, Bardopia, Great Bights Mum, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Tugupaw, PlanetMercury, Deliber, Castle In Confidence, Catalis, South Parter, Nouvel Empire, CyberEgypt, Aguaria Major, Laforeia, Rex Republic, Latin Crimea, Armonker, Esperonia, Bedsonya, Segesta, Zandos, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Jenha, The Confederate States of America, Mystiquelle, Kandorith, Republiqueducroissant, Ethnon, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Arucaria, Bagojo, Former English Colony, Inclement Space, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Love Shack, Wineclaw, and 50 others.Norwegian FOREST Cat, Bodhisva, Siwale, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Darkanistan, Sil Dorsett, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Oannia, New Cordyceps, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Ziprotscria, Kwaj, Germanic Cat, Loutsland, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Barxa, Dreadton, Texaska, Altivia, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Hyphen, North Bratislava, The New Oceanic States, AJTON, Ubeland, New Lakemba, Tennessee Empire, PotatoFarmers, Ishtimbine, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Simone Republic, and The Tony Paporordia.