The Republic of Gallicelestia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 545 million Gallicelestians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuovo Faro. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gallicelestian economy, worth 66.7 trillion Gallicelestian Transaction Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 122,376 Gallicelestian Transaction Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and Gallicelestians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gallicelestia's national animal is the Giganotosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gallicelestia is ranked 18,926^th in the world and 659^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,267.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.