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Most Cheerful Citizens: 799thNicest Citizens: 817thMost Compassionate Citizens: 862nd
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Malta Comino Gozo

Population16.21 billion

CapitalValletta
LeaderRobert Abela
FaithChristianity

CurrencyFlorin
AnimalSloth Bear

The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.21 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,179 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 257,838 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", Robert Abela's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 2,086th in the world and 96th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 143.22 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 799thNicest Citizens: 817thMost Compassionate Citizens: 862ndMost Pacifist: 1,018thMost Efficient Economies: 1,032ndBest Weather: 1,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,121stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,242ndMost Developed: 1,342ndMost Cultured: 1,479thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,494thLargest Governments: 1,622ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,679thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,747thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,992ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,061stLowest Crime Rates: 2,086thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,160thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,237thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,548thSafest: 2,734thMost Devout: 2,746thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,826thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,263rdRudest Citizens: 3,306thLargest Retail Industry: 6,256thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,712thTop
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Largest Populations: 23,457th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 54th in the regionMost Pacifist: 55th in the regionBest Weather: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionMost Developed: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionMost Devout: 81st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 82nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 98th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 124th in the regionRudest Citizens: 127th in the regionSafest: 139th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 156th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 192nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 342nd in the regionLargest Populations: 401st in the regionMost Politically Free: 475th in the region

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