The Emirate Kingdom of Jeii Outstorpite is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leader Emir King Kevin with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.594 billion Jeii Outstorpiteans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin Valley. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jeii Outstorpitean economy, worth 754 trillion Guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,303 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeii Outstorpite's national animal is the Great Grey Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kevunni.

Jeii Outstorpite is ranked 9,653^rd in the world and 425^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.91 law-abiding acts per hour.