The Commonwealth of Kalaska77 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, devout population of 1.437 billion Kalaska77ians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grandpa Town. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaska77ian economy, worth 180 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,328 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalaska77's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kalaska77 is ranked 84,090^th in the world and 1,860^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.03 law-abiding acts per hour.