The 3rd Republic of Frairrisburg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Deilekk Fãdetss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.018 billion Tjefles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fessevein. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fesse economy, worth 529 trillion Tassas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,384 Tassas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frairrisburg's national animal is the Mus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dreneil.

Frairrisburg is ranked 2,251^st in the world and 61^st in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 69.32 average smiles per day.