The Principality of Kitica is a huge, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 435 million Kiticans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kitican economy, worth 26.4 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,689 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitica's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kitica is ranked 112,236^th in the world and 2,979^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.58 law-abiding acts per hour.