The Queendom of Lily valley is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.007 billion Zoulans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xaniya. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zoulani economy, worth 544 trillion Bartazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,842 Bartazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, immigrants who don't like the taste of Zoulani Turnip Chips are immediately deported, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lily valley's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lily valley is ranked 5,395^th in the world and 128^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.9 law-abiding acts per hour.