Population | 6.34 billion |
Capital | Liquorice Lagoon |
Leader | Supreme Sponge Joseth Spongister |
Faith | Spongism |
Currency | Sponge Sterling |
Animal | Kitchen Sponge |
The Democratic Minion's Republic of The Haughtherlands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Sponge Joseth Spongister with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.34 billion Theditch enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liquorice Lagoon. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Theditch economy, worth 676 trillion Sponge Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,638 Sponge Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The internet has been placed under government control, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, Supreme Sponge Joseth Spongister can cry on demand, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Haughtherlands's national animal is the Kitchen Sponge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spongism.
The Haughtherlands is ranked 13,982nd in the world and 301st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.45 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Haughtherlands was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : The Haughtherlands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : The Haughtherlands was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : The Haughtherlands was endorsed by The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : The Haughtherlands was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : The Haughtherlands was endorsed by The Community of Vulcan Acenedcy.
- : The Haughtherlands was endorsed by The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
- : The Haughtherlands was endorsed by The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro.
- : The Haughtherlands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : The Haughtherlands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 240 » Wehraboos, Anatasha, Land Without Shrimp, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bawkie, Nowa Europa, Bleakfoot, Amerion, Saciu, Tepertopia, Aidenfieeld, Beblahbleblo, PenguinPies, Kringalia, Farengeto, Rebel-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, The naked people, Darakin, Ebonhand, Unojo, Shefino, Kiasu-ism, Bear Connors Paradiso, Nomayuki, Curlyhoward, Jehenna, Isokenzar, The Solar System Scope, Ostavaria, The Two Jerseys, Sanden, Skaladoria, Ancient Slobovia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Fasire, Myhomecountry, Yellunstryer, Linden Oak, Soem, Mapico, Doraya, Piscantium, The Island of Sorna, Myndia, United States of Belvaria, Arscanesia, Noire Denholm, Myness, Imperium Sempiternum, and 190 others.Menesynchro, PsiCorps, Freedoom, Aurcania, Antarctic Empires, Abarri, North Kanuckistan, Transtemporal Shifts, Indolos, Bavaristan, Geekvia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, West Pastafaria, Nova Montron, Unielvan Millorvium, Southern Numenor, Los Lonley Boys, Zaelith, Of the european socialist republics, Itani, Sthalrim, A leftover country, Rad Asia, Pamela And Hepatitis, Cypheri, Walloonia, Dereistic, Farelonia, Amonguitos, Ambitchous, Jammlandia, USNE2018, Venezia Pacifica, Calistan, Maeiland, Tiazan, Kanatian Percocet, The Woragopiria, Chernaya Zvezda, Tsunamy, Eleuthelrium, Vicken, Ever Testing, Havenfell, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Gracca, Zanforadon, Figlandia, Froshar, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Bonobiana, ARIAPOLIS01, Altnavia, Dakalian, Sumina, No moking, Lynxaion, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Nill Vill, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Dausuva, Tvania, Atomic Garden, New Anterea, Seythennia, Ugranda, ANuadh, The Worst army of, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Estival, Dun Frest, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Gorklibunsond, America Gone Wrong, Sporaltryus, New Maxta, Martzbrieg, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Frairrisburg, Astriva, Uvalor, Geploastan, Arlandias, Terran Draconia, Drystar, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Azyque, Tanyaland, Yomer, Gonthavnor, Flaking, Afria Thebel, Balisca, Ferfulesse, Purisect, Las Filipina, New-Javarra, Eritria, Blondiesland, West Khazana Finsstan, Ferrumetlapis, The Free Falklands, Pabtlau, Seyja, Doundaly, Canmore, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Empire of Pekoland, Yugarritia, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Hacrela, 0200-Gamma, Cerespasia, Amerinsca, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Bohenia, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Alvira, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Kalaska77, Belschaft, Blipp, Deerp, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Tioloman, The Weirdo, Moreana, Emagination, Republic Empire of Japan, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, Purestan, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Albend, Springwalla, Marnrio, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Bogani, Lupusterra, Xanistan, Marre, Jontum, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Nakayo, Eastern Juble Lux, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mercian Legions, Mardunia, Sedunn, Ductape, Poguelands, 7 Trees, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, Vulcan Acenedcy, Meglomania, Megistos, SharttingToepia, and New Amerikan Republic.