The Republic of Luissagna is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 465 million Luissagnans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Luissagnan economy, worth 49.2 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,858 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 391,809 per year while the poor average 20,144, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

The North Pacific holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, and exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Luissagna's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Luissagna is ranked 147,013^th in the world and 3,782^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.42 law-abiding acts per hour.