Population | 17.116 billion |
Capital | Soxan |
Leader | Hair Broom |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Mute Swan |
The Empire of Onder Kelkia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hair Broom with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.116 billion Onder Kelkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soxan. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Onder Kelkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion Kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,138 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses, and teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onder Kelkia's national animal is the Mute Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Onder Kelkia is ranked 9,439th in the world and 541st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.3 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Onder Kelkia was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Companium.
- : Onder Kelkia was endorsed by The Colony of Karietown.
- : Onder Kelkia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Imperial Tragdity Vojajeatiny.
- : Onder Kelkia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Onder Kelkia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Turdmuria.
- : Onder Kelkia was endorsed by The Republic of Floovonia.
- : Onder Kelkia was endorsed by The Federal Monarchy of Vuspista.
- : Onder Kelkia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Onder Kelkia was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Bertaeynn.
- : Onder Kelkia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
World Assembly
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