The Jingoistic States of Ordogomenistan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed population of 649 million Ordogomenistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Ordogomenicity. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ordogomenistanian economy, worth 61.3 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,433 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordogomenistan's national animal is the Dragoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ordogomenistan is ranked 241,757^th in the world and 4,662^nd in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 2.76 average smiles per day.