The Holy Empire of Radicalized Shawarma is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Chicken Shawarma with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.087 billion Radicalized Shawarmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shandeez. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Radicalized Shawarman economy, worth 862 trillion Shawarmas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,639 Shawarmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,002 per year while the poor average 46,324, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

To 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, and builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radicalized Shawarma's national animal is the Shawarma, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Radicalized Shawarma is ranked 291,551^st in the world and 6,356^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.17 average smiles per day.