The Kingdom of Sabaleta is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 280 million Sabaletans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcos Grace. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Sabaletan economy, worth 27.1 trillion Selus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,657 Selus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new "thought police" branch is being developed, Sabaletan actors literally work from cradle to grave, Sabaleta recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sabaleta's national animal is the Murrah buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sabaleta is ranked 30,374^th in the world and 1,082^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.66 law-abiding acts per hour.