Population | 16.643 billion |
Capital | Beaverton |
Leader | Van Ueff III |
Currency | Kanuck |
Animal | Moose |
The Republic of North Kanuckistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Van Ueff III with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.643 billion North Kanuckies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaverton. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient North Kanuckistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,861 trillion Kanucks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,833 Kanucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kanuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
North Kanuckistan is ranked 10,736th in the world and 229th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.87 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Kanuckistan was endorsed by The Republic of West Khazana Finsstan.
- : North Kanuckistan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : North Kanuckistan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : North Kanuckistan was endorsed by The Principality of Cunny Cute and Funny.
- : North Kanuckistan was endorsed by The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : North Kanuckistan was endorsed by The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
- : North Kanuckistan was endorsed by The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro.
- : North Kanuckistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of North Korea is best.
- : North Kanuckistan was endorsed by The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees.
- : North Kanuckistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Atsirnya.
World Assembly
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