Population | 3.37 billion |
Currency | dosh |
Animal | falcon |
The Colony of Yomer is a massive, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.37 billion Yomerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Yomerian economy, worth 573 trillion doshes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 170,300 doshes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nations that kill a Yomerian can expect a strongly worded letter, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yomer's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Yomer is ranked 3,722nd in the world and 83rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.14 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yomer voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in Yomer, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
- : Following new legislation in Yomer, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in Yomer, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Yomer voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Yomer endorsed The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Yomer endorsed The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Following new legislation in Yomer, nations that kill a Yomerian can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Following new legislation in Yomer, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
- : Following new legislation in Yomer, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Yomer City to enjoy their national art.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 101 » Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Ever Testing, Valles Stellarum, Goldnation, Amerion, Land Without Shrimp, Tepertopia, Eleuthelrium, Farengeto, Wehraboos, Arscanesia, Aidenfieeld, Nowa Europa, Ebonhand, Geploastan, Sporaltryus, PenguinPies, Arlandias, Tsunamy, Pepoland, The Haughtherlands, Tanyaland, Kazhinskia, Curlyhoward, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Altnavia, Jehenna, Great Lothian, America Gone Wrong, Doundaly, Estival, Hacrela, Empire of Pekoland, Bawkie, Rebel-topia, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Bohenia, Gonthavnor, Chernaya Zvezda, Purisect, Asarana, Morian, Sgaana, Kaoia, Kringalia, Belschaft, Blipp, Lilli Lands, and 51 others.Phyakaran, Teasonda, Khnomania, Emagination, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, Koros, Dun Frest, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Legosia, HawkoFon, Aodhan, The Weirdo, Neudorf, Skaladoria, Lupusterra, Nakayo, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, Satilynia, BEEstreetz, Abarri, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Anglimerica, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Albend, Anarco Argentina, Mardunia, Great Scapula, 7 Trees, North Harave, Haya-Nagatoro, Poguelands, Eastern Bahia, Springwalla, Megistos, Marre, Meglomania, and SharttingToepia.