The Free Land of The New Koreanic Republic is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 293 million New Koreanic Republicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 26.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving New Koreanic Republician economy, worth 20.7 trillion Won a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,527 Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Won treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Koreanic Republic's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The New Koreanic Republic is ranked 92,313^th in the world and 2,540^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.96 law-abiding acts per hour.