The United States of The Polar Reigons is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Polar Bear with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.082 billion Polar Reigonsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McMurdo City. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polar Reigonsian economy, worth 135 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,036 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, all you have to do is pray to get into The Polar Reigons, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance. Crime is totally unknown. The Polar Reigons's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

The Polar Reigons is ranked 95,829^th in the world and 2,087^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.54 law-abiding acts per hour.