The Republic of Trans Isle is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.956 billion Cuties enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Trans Islean economy, worth 166 trillion estrogens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,312 estrogens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trans Isle's national animal is the blåhaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trans Isle is ranked 18,853^rd in the world and 516^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 23.31 average smiles per day.