Population | 7.009 billion |
Capital | Tur Monkadzii City |
Leader | John Barns |
Currency | peso |
Animal | horse |
The Whatever Republic of Tur Monkadzii is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Barns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.009 billion Tur Monkadziians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tur Monkadzii City. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Tur Monkadziian economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,150 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, Tur Monkadzii has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, and many believe that the only good horse is a dead horse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tur Monkadzii's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Tur Monkadzii is ranked 13,369th in the world and 289th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.2 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tur Monkadzii voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in Tur Monkadzii, many believe that the only good horse is a dead horse.
- : Following new legislation in Tur Monkadzii, Tur Monkadzii has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
- : Following new legislation in Tur Monkadzii, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
- : Tur Monkadzii was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Tur Monkadzii, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
- : Following new legislation in Tur Monkadzii, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Tur Monkadzii was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Tur Monkadzii endorsed The Exiled Hivemind Colony of BEEstreetz.
- : Tur Monkadzii was endorsed by The United States of Poguelands.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 128 » Amerion, Beblahbleblo, Tepertopia, Bawkie, Tsunamy, Nowa Europa, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Farengeto, Land Without Shrimp, Arscanesia, Chernaya Zvezda, Rebel-topia, Wehraboos, Kringalia, PenguinPies, Anatasha, Eleuthelrium, Darakin, Shefino, Ebonhand, Kanatian Percocet, The Haughtherlands, Aidenfieeld, Walloonia, Imperium Sempiternum, Kiasu-ism, Dankstergrad, Gymnostan, Yellunstryer, Myhomecountry, Froshar, Hanguk-Nippon, Great Lothian, ARIAPOLIS01, Myness, Curlyhoward, Altnavia, Saciu, The Worst army of, Goldnation, Holy Free, Valles Stellarum, Estival, Ugranda, Kazhinskia, Abarri, Skaladoria, Sporaltryus, West Pastafaria, Menesynchro, and 78 others.Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Bonobiana, America Gone Wrong, Los Lonley Boys, Unielvan Millorvium, North Kanuckistan, Unojo, Dhemixia, The Free Falklands, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Hacrela, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Tvania, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Frairrisburg, Cerespasia, Empire of Pekoland, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Tanyaland, Gonthavnor, Aurcania, Bohenia, Alvira, Morian, Asarana, Sgaana, Kaoia, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, Krauanagaz, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Lupusterra, Lans Isles, Marre, Xanistan, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Bogani, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Sedunn, Ductape, Albend, 7 Trees, Megistos, SharttingToepia, and Poguelands.