The Principality of United Oria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ori with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 2.727 billion United Orians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oria City. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Orian economy, worth 424 trillion Shekel Orianies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,561 Shekel Orianies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against United Orian ambassadors, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Oria's national animal is the Orian Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Orianisem.

United Oria is ranked 39,515^th in the world and 1,350^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.01 law-abiding acts per hour.