The Gay Agenda of Xarbraden is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Council of Queers with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.754 billion Xarbradenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fruity Farm. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xarbradenian economy, worth 453 trillion Femboy Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,362 Femboy Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xarbraden's national animal is the Megapnosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Queerness.

Xarbraden is ranked 27,025^th in the world and 613^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.57 law-abiding acts per hour.