The ✱Solarvm Mystic Holy Empire✱ of Las Filipina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by ᜃ ᜎ᜔ ᜆᜒ ᜉᜓ ᜈ ᜈ᜔ Anonymous Council ᜐ᜔ ᜆ ᜆ with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.576 billion Pinoys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pearla De los Santos Orin Maynila. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 479 trillion ᜁ ᜈ᜔ ᜆᜒ ᜇ᜔ ᜈ ᜆᜒ ᜂ ᜈ ᜎ᜔ aureus ᜏᜓ ᜇ᜔ ᜎ᜔ ᜇs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,101 ᜁ ᜈ᜔ ᜆᜒ ᜇ᜔ ᜈ ᜆᜒ ᜂ ᜈ ᜎ᜔ aureus ᜏᜓ ᜇ᜔ ᜎ᜔ ᜇs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Las Filipina's national animal is the Omnia Animalium, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Espirituwal Lahat ng Relihiyon Supremacy.

Las Filipina is ranked 9,344^th in the world and 209^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.47 law-abiding acts per hour.