The Armed Republic of Auztraloupe is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 334 million Auztralans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sydney. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Auztralan economy, worth 12.5 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,485 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Auztraloupe Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auztraloupe's national animal is the Kangaroo.

Auztraloupe is ranked 78,786^th in the world and 2,173^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.