The Kingdom of Luconovos is a huge, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 472 million Luconovosians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luconovos City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Luconovosian economy, worth 47.3 trillion Luconovosian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,210 Luconovosian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, it's never "just a game" with Luconovosian sports fans, polite commuters on the Luconovos City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, and woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Ducks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luconovos's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Luconovos is ranked 242,588^th in the world and 5,444^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 2.43 average smiles per day.