The Federal Republic of Bizarreistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kenatbek Temirzhanov with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.942 billion Bizareks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qazramsha-Khachirkhaltai. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarek economy, worth 195 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,689 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bizarek companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, students do more community service than homework, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bizarreistan's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Bizarreistan is ranked 35,264^th in the world and 1,238^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.