The Federal Republic of Bizarreistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kenatbek Temirzhanov with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.958 billion Bizareks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qazramsha-Khachirkhaltai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarek economy, worth 207 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,744 dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bizarreistan's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Bizarreistan is ranked 109,702^nd in the world and 2,493^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,811.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.