The Republic of Slaxvia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Slavanin Crogin with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 3.557 billion Slaxvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vratisnand. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Slaxvian economy, worth 150 trillion Slaxes a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,430 Slaxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaxvia's national animal is the The Slaxvian Pistol Shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Slaxvia is ranked 110,078^th in the world and 2,265^th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,970.1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.