Population | 9.194 billion |
Capital | Lordinia |
Leader | Trinal XI |
Faith | Holsanism |
Currency | Frees |
Animal | Jaguar |
The Kingdom of Holy Free is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trinal XI with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.194 billion Holy Freeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Holy Freean economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 119,712 Freeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holsanism.
Holy Free is ranked 32,792nd in the world and 759th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.13 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Gwandalis.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Republic of West Khazana Finsstan.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees.
- : Holy Free was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Democratic States of Ductape.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 213 » Curlyhoward, Arscanesia, Sumina, Jehenna, Bawkie, Zaelith, Aidenfieeld, Beblahbleblo, The Solar System Scope, Land Without Shrimp, Menesynchro, The Two Jerseys, Ostavaria, Ever Testing, Zanforadon, Soem, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Linden Oak, Pamela And Hepatitis, Nill Vill, ANuadh, Dakalian, Kiasu-ism, Altnavia, Ebonhand, Yellunstryer, Unojo, Saciu, Skaladoria, The Ginger Lands, Itani, Bear Connors Paradiso, Balisca, Southern Numenor, Nova Montron, Siromiana, Atomic Garden, Isokenzar, A leftover country, Myhomecountry, Darakin, No moking, USNE2018, New Bulacan, ARIAPOLIS01, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, New Anterea, The Worst army of, Walloonia, and 163 others.Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, United States of Belvaria, The Haughtherlands, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Dereistic, Fasire, Amerion, Sordandia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Privatore, Eleuthelrium, Bleakfoot, Ugranda, Nowa Europa, Ancient Slobovia, Myness, Antarctic Empires, Land of Mari, Gymnostan, Dausuva, Of the european socialist republics, Drystar, Chernaya Zvezda, Madhonia, Imperium Sempiternum, Rebel-topia, Tvania, Abarri, Wehraboos, Rad Asia, Los Lonley Boys, Shefino, Sautu, Jammlandia, Noire Denholm, Tepertopia, Amonguitos, Oreo States, PenguinPies, Nomayuki, Bavaristan, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Doraya, Goldnation, Karatengisa, Froshar, Bonobiana, Aurcania, North Kanuckistan, Mapico, Gracca, America Gone Wrong, Lynxaion, Farengeto, Sanden, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Dun Frest, Tsunamy, Sgaana, Calistan, Farelonia, Besern, Kanatian Percocet, Freedoom, Voiders, Valles Stellarum, Marnrio, Doundaly, Unielvan Millorvium, Estival, Great Lothian, Kazhinskia, Seythennia, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, Bloonation, Blondiesland, Jakub, West Pastafaria, Arlandias, Martzbrieg, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Frairrisburg, Uvalor, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Tanyaland, Hacrela, Venezia Pacifica, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Alvira, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Kringalia, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Eritria, Tioloman, Greater Pardonia, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Purestan, Springwalla, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Bogani, Lans Isles, Lupusterra, Marre, Xanistan, BEEstreetz, Nakayo, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, United Allied Systems Nations, Anarco Argentina, North Korea is best, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Poguelands, Sedunn, Albend, Ductape, 7 Trees, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, West Khazana Finsstan, Gwandalis, Megistos, SharttingToepia, and New Amerikan Republic.