The Kingdom of Ahlgrim is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 607 million Andourans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ahlgrimian economy, worth 56.2 trillion Grics a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,584 Grics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ahlgrim's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, the possibility of gain causes universal pain, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahlgrim's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ahlgrim is ranked 231,450^th in the world and 4,645^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -110.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.