The Monarchical Republic of Andinla is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prince Hinata with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.564 billion Andins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apiary. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Andinalanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,850 trillion Zakyias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,021 Zakyias, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, the media seems excessively interested in what Prince Hinata is wearing this season, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Andinla's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Moderna.

Andinla is ranked 53,797^th in the world and 1,339^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.