The Dictatorship of Eastern Alt Neoubeleland is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Damiano Lupoj with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 818 million Neoubelelandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxiana. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Eastern Alt Neoubelelandian economy, worth 70.3 trillion Foxins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,881 Foxins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, Damiano Lupoj has just been declared ruler of Eastern Alt Neoubeleland in an international press conference, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Alt Neoubeleland's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Alt Neoubeleland is ranked 53,466^th in the world and 1,661^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.34 law-abiding acts per hour.