The Republic of Galat felabs is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johnathon Vortinsky with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.361 billion Galat felabsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poldania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The strong Galat felabsian economy, worth 97.0 trillion shlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 71,240 shlings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,403 per year while the poor average 18,588, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

The debts of the father fall upon the son, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, military spending is on the increase, and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galat felabs's national animal is the great white, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galat felabs is ranked 93,438^th in the world and 2,309^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.