The Free Commonwealth of Greater Tern is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prætor Sayuri Tähtinen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.44 billion Ternans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ittermory. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ternan economy, worth a remarkable 6,527 trillion Golden Quills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 319,341 Golden Quills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Greater Tern, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Tern's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tsukuyomism.

Greater Tern is ranked 20,343^rd in the world and 442^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.55 law-abiding acts per hour.