The Rogue Nation Conspiracy Theo of Horrorlandian State is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Arthur Arti Benjamin Freeman V with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.427 billion Horrorlandian Stateans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaqueville-Frankensteinsboro. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Horrorlandian Statean economy, worth 705 trillion Horrorarian Hrarhrahrahrahras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,039 Horrorarian Hrarhrahrahrahras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, it's never "just a game" with Horrorlandian Statean sports fans, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horrorlandian State's national animal is the Uroplatus Phantasticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Horrorlandian State is ranked 4,073^rd in the world and 201^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 121.61 law-abiding acts per hour.