Population | 3.024 billion |
Capital | Magrittemore |
Leader | Schmendick Johnson |
Faith | Neutrality |
Currency | filthy-lucre |
Animal | Big-Headed Crow |
The Democratic Republic of Putzilvania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Schmendick Johnson with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.024 billion Putzilvanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magrittemore. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Putzilvanian economy, worth 412 trillion filthy-lucres a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,402 filthy-lucres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Putzilvania Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Putzilvania's national animal is the Big-Headed Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neutrality.
Putzilvania is ranked 2,126th in the world and 118th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 70.67 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Putzilvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Developed, Most Inclusive, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Putzilvania, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- : Putzilvania endorsed The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Putzilvania was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Following new legislation in Putzilvania, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
- : Following new legislation in Putzilvania, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
- : Following new legislation in Putzilvania, the Putzilvania Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Following new legislation in Putzilvania, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
- : Following new legislation in Putzilvania, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
- : Following new legislation in Putzilvania, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 95 » Neptunian Military Administration, Petronellania, Shibutani, Attempted Socialism, Bardopia, Chipoli, Varisland, Great Bights Mum, Zandos, Kwaj, Corfad, Alogiada, Esperonia, Lionsroar, Mystiquelle, PlanetMercury, Atrito, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Arucaria, New Atlantico, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Eurocom, Armonker, Laforeia, Deliber, Castle In Confidence, CyberEgypt, Bedsonya, Bagojo, IHateRights, Nouvel Empire, South Parter, Former English Colony, Inclement Space, Rex Republic, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, United Orange Valley States, Love Shack, Wineclaw, Siwale, Koda-Land, Russila, Wisconsota, Loutsland, Furballland, Xagill, Notyoutopia, and 45 others.Zelenaya Dolina, Kandorith, Nationeer, Photan, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Darkanistan, McMasterdonia, Sil Dorsett, Jenha, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Barxa, Kainin, Oannia, Fragrancia, North Bratislava, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, Blyskalia, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Dreadton, Texaska, PotatoFarmers, Marlducro, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Ethnon, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, New Lakemba, Yaorozu, Nistriabar, Suvarnavarta, Dillimore, Ishtimbine, Davidianian, and Picairn.