The Khanate of Societyland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Khan with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.651 billion Societians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karabaatar. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Societylandian economy, worth 852 trillion Amoguses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 183,213 Amoguses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, Societians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Societyland's national animal is the Blue Shoebill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Societyland is ranked 3,359^th in the world and 98^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 57.82 average smiles per day.