Population | 637 million |
Capital | Garden City |
Currency | Meal Deal |
Animal | Clubcard |
The Federal Republic of Tesco Aisle 17 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 637 million Tesconians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garden City. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.
The all-consuming Tesconian economy, worth 66.9 trillion Meal Deals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,043 Meal Deals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tesco Aisle 17's national animal is the Clubcard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tesco Aisle 17 is ranked 272,965th in the world and 5,981st in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.52 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tesco Aisle 17 was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.
- : Tesco Aisle 17 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
- : Tesco Aisle 17 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, Clubcard is one of the most popular forenames in Tesco Aisle 17.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 102 » Hyphen, Shibutani, Aerilia, Neptunian Military Administration, New Atlantico, Chipoli, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Alogiada, Varisland, PlanetMercury, Great Bights Mum, Castle In Confidence, Corfad, Nouvel Empire, Catalis, Arucaria, Aguaria Major, Lionsroar, Laurendon, Bardopia, Jenha, Galbadiana, Inclement Space, Wisconsota, Tugupaw, Loutsland, Bedsonya, Laforeia, Fran Advar, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ethnon, Esperonia, Votak Matim, Pinky Queen, Deliber, CyberEgypt, Notyoutopia, South Parter, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Rex Republic, Armonker, New Cordyceps, Zandos, Mystiquelle, Kandorith, Republiqueducroissant, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Zelenaya Dolina, and 52 others.IHateRights, Bagojo, Former English Colony, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Love Shack, Wineclaw, Siwale, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Darkanistan, Sil Dorsett, McMasterdonia, Germanic Cat, Wellate, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Oannia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Kwaj, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Dreadton, North Bratislava, PwRepublic, Texaska, PotatoFarmers, Koda-Land, Marlducro, The New Oceanic States, Aoncarpa, Joevala, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Ubeland, Altivia, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Ishtimbine, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, and Picairn.