The Two Kingdom Union of The Republic of Sloviskia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir President Illina Tarra with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 8.84 billion Sloviskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enderson City. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sloviskian economy, worth 901 trillion Skuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 102,030 Skuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sloviskia's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Republic of Sloviskia is ranked 13,796^th in the world and 650^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 27.68 average smiles per day.