The Dictatorship of The Zanaami Hierarchy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by First Speaker Yndana with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.625 billion Zanaami are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virdion. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zanaami economy, worth 445 trillion Vallians a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,803 Vallians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Zanaami Hierarchy's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Zanaami Hierarchy is ranked 14,035^th in the world and 303^rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.39 law-abiding acts per hour.