The Armed Republic of Greater Lamero is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Erich Kopitar with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.248 billion Greater Lameroans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trebnje. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Lameroan economy, worth 278 trillion Lamer Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 123,675 Lamer Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Greater Lameroan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greater Lamero's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Lamero is ranked 26,743^rd in the world and 602^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.79 law-abiding acts per hour.